wiphey

Chicken Liver for Dinner

• Him: Are you ready to eat?
• Me: .........
• Him: It's okay. Don't worry about it.
• Me: I'll fix my own. *goes into kitchen and looks in the pot and laughs*
• Him: What?
• Me: Nothing.....
• Him: You don't have to eat it.
• Me: I think I'll just taste yours.
• Him: Whatever. I'm about to grub.
• Me: *takes a bite. held it in my mouth. chewed and tried not to puke. thinks I never knew food could taste this bad*
• Him: Just spit it out!